Never A Dull Moment

So you'd think we have a camera crew on our children 24/7.  The moment you want to tell everyone about how silly your children are of course the only thing you can do is blog! 

I had to leave work early today to get my sick 10 year old.  She's laying on the couch and wants some ice cream.  So, Sade gets home from school and I run to Sonic for everyone.  Me, Sade, Alyx & AJ are in the living room watching whatever we can find on t.v.  Sade's dad calls and is here to pick her up.  She gets up and gets her stuff to leave.  As I hear the garage door open to leave I look over and Alyx holds up Sade's phone.  I said "Oops, how long til you think she comes back?"  Just about then we hear the basement door slam, Sade comes up the stairs and we hear "Urgh!"  I yell out, "Did you forget something?"  She laughs and walks into the living room.  Alyx still holding her phone up I said, "I think you left something Nugget."  She's cracking up laughing and leaves.  As she leaves she wants straight into the door.  Face first.  Classic!

Not two minutes later, Alyx (still laughing on the couch) and I are watching Friends.  A.J. walks into the room and is running in place.  He's 8, he never sits still.  He has on those "swishy" pants that make noise when you walk.  You know the basketball styles ones?  Alyx pipes out, "Stand still your pants are annoying me." I couldn't help but bust out laughing.  A.J. says, "I like these pants and the noises they  make."  HAHA!

A few minutes later we are still watching Friends and I'm cracking up laughing.  Alyx says, "Oh my gosh my calm down."  It was just so funny I couldn't help but laugh.  She leaves the room. I think the noises were just too much for her since she's not feeling well.

So, A.J. sits next to me and he's all snugly.  All of a sudden I smell something.  You know how boys think it is just so darn funny to fart and make noises?  Well, there were no noises and I wasn't going to say anything but it seriously makes me sick and I can't stand it.  So, I look over at A.J. and he smirks.  I said, "If you are going to snuggle with me you can not sh*t your pants."  He started cracking up laughing.  I told him, "I am not playing, that is gross go to the bathroom."  He laughs and gets up and walks off.  Now I have the couch all to myself!

If this is what the weekend has to offer tomorrow can not come fast enough!

Happy Weekend!!